jueves, 18 de mayo de 2017

WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO MORE POSTS





London Trip

The first day we arrived in London, we went to the hostel or hotel, I can't remember, to drop our suitcases. Then we did a tour with a pretty nice guy, he was that nice that he got married with 7 of our class and also killed them. The tour lasted the whole day. The highlights of the tour were the whole marriage thing, the squirrel and another one that I cannot remember.

The second day we went to the museum, in there we had to find some objects, like mummies and that kind of things and take photos with them, and this was mandatory. Then we went to Camden Market where we ate and shopped. The best of the CM was a huge futuristic store where the first-floor they sell gadgets and stuff like that, the second-floor clothes and the third there was a sex-shop. It still doesn't make any sense to me but was quite funny though. Then we take a ship trip inside the London trip, tripception. To finish the day we take another tour, one about Jack the Ripper, such a funny dude.

The third day we started in the art museum and then we had free time. We went to Oxford Street to see shops and that stupid stuff. Later we decided to go to the London Bridge, but we had some trouble and we ended on the next bridge. We took some pics and we get up to the train to arrive in time to the another museum we had to go. Here comes the twist, we had more troubles in the subway, and we arrived like and hour and a half late. We thought the teachers were going to kill us, but nothing happened indeed. Quite strange. In the night we went to a market for rich people, I felt like they were going to throw me out anytime.

The last day we didn't do the big thing. We just walked around seeing stuff and so. The only two things that were not lame, were the Shakespeare's Globe and one thing that I really don't know what name does it have, but it was a circle that expels water vapor and you cannot see a thing, the half of the pictures I take from this trip were here, and it's just gray and silhouettes of people, I'm kinda weird.


And that's all.

"Formal" Letter

Numero sitio
Otro sitio
Otro más 12345
Pais
Xth Month 20XX


President Mariano Rajoy
Complejo de La Moncloa
Avda. Puerta de Hierro s/n
28071 Madrid
Spain

Dear Mr. Mariano Rajoy,

I am writing to you because I must complain about something, literally, is a task from my English class.
If I had to complain about something in this country it would be possibly the legal equality. I know that this topic is common to be talked in our country. There are lots of corrupted politicians, even in PP.
You must do something or Pablo Iglesias will leave you in the dock. It isn't a threat, it's a fact.

Yours sincerely,
Darío.

Human rights

1. What are human rights?
Human rights are the rights that every human should have just by the fact that he/she's human.

2.When and why were they created?
On 1945. To reaffirm faith in fundamental human rights.

3. How many human rights are there?
30.

4. Which human right are you going to dig deeper?
Anyone, we're shit, and we will still being shit even with those human rights. It's useless.

martes, 16 de mayo de 2017

Dear Roy,

you're toxic, not like the uranium or that fish we ate the last month, you're a shitty person. Yes, I know, maybe I could be less direct, but hey, you know me.
Your stupid sense of false superiority is going to kill you someday, maybe by me... You're not better than anyone if you have more champs in some game or your feets are bigger than mine, cmon dude!
I know you had problems with your dad and so, but it's the past, he's dead, he cannot bother you anymore.
Lilina and I are with you, even Hector! You can count on us for anything. So don't be a dick and talk with us, express yourself.


Here for you, Eliwood.

Internet in our lifes

Today is impossible to imagine a life without internet; an actual life I mean, not that ancient life in Greece.
Our world is the world, not just a bunch of countries that fight for territories. We are united, and the best way to get connected is the internet.
The power to send information over the world in seconds is a huge tool. We can know what is eating that japanese boy in the very moment, even if you don't care, you have that possibility. Just let that boy and use it to share useful information, like that is approaching a hurricane.
The Internet is a web, a web that binds us all together to a new and shiny future.

jueves, 11 de mayo de 2017

Alpacas in the island. (I'm not joking)

Hey Dick,
how are you? It's hard to live in Anchiem? Don't answer me, I don't care. I'm writing this letter to explain one thing I saw three months ago.
Ex nihilo everyone started to have alpacas as a pet. Yes, it's bizarre. I was walking with Nick and then we saw some old lady with an alpaca. At first, we didn't  give importance, but later, when we entered the park we saw a bunch of people with alpacas.
Now everyone has one, I think that is a mess have an alpaca as a pet, but hey, even Maya have one, so it can't be that bad.
Did the same happen in Anchiem? Or it just happened in Caldisla? Answer me, please, I'm quite scared.
Maya and Steel Samurai (her alpaca)

Aquí estoy, esperanto un rato

Esperanto is an idyllic idea. A language created by the human for the humans. but there's a problem, we're not human, but people.
Let me explain my point. It's simple: if I'm human, I'm from the world; if I'm people, I'm from some country. Anyone will not want to leave his/her own language, for the same reason, we cannot unify Europe.
We're all different, we have a different culture, tradition, and way to think. not everyone is ready to say goodbye to "my" and start use "our", and we cannot force that, it just will happen, somewhere, somehow and sometime...
We just need to wait a little longer...

Computers Yesterday

Our civilization has lived for many years without computers, yes I'm not joking.
Isn't that crazy imagine that we could live without them again, we could live just like our elders. You know, write tons of books, make people run to deliver our cards, start wars, play outside, talk to each other, ancient stuff.
Computers have been a huge improvement to our society, yet not a necessary one. Yes, it is a fun search for videos of kitties doing cute stuff or boys fucking girls, or boys, or both; it is useful find anything but isn't really that necessary.
We could live without computers, yet we could live in a world without freedom, but will be that life a life?

Love-locks

Love-locks are not romantic or a menace but a foolishly foolish idea born from the foolish mind of a foolhardy foolish fool. It was necessary.
Why would anyone do that, I mean, a lot of people do that, but I don't see the utility. Yes, it is romantic because your love will last forever like the lock, but there are better ways to do that, a double necklace or a ring, link this one.
It is a more romantic and realistic that the love-locks. Maybe you break up, the love-lock will stay there, but you can always burn up the necklace.
Or do anything, she/he knows that you love him/her, do you need anymore?

viernes, 17 de marzo de 2017

I got the Joy, Joy, Joy, Joy down in my heart, down in my heart...

I recently finished LISA: The Painful RPG, and OMG, you really need to play this game.
The synopsis will be free-spoilers cuz I really want that anyone who read this shitty-blog play this game.

The story happens in a post-apocalyptic world where every woman disappeared. The world is really a mess, the strongest is the one who rules over the weak, all is a chaos. The ones who don't want to suffer the problems of this world eat Joy, a drug that makes you happy and painless.
Brad, out protagonist is one of those addicts, cuz he had several traumas in his childhood and sometimes they appear again, so he eat the Joy to forget the past. One day he finds a child, a little girl, the only girl in the world, so he decides breed the child.
Times happen, and now she is a little girl with 10 y/o, more or less, and she wants to see world, but it's complicated, cuz you know, like everyone will rape her, or even worse. One day Brad arrives to his home and his mates are dead, the girl has been kidnapped, and Brad goes to rescue her.

Brad is the bearded bald
The one in the middle

This in the story, or at least one part of it, the other part (besides the main story and the character growth) is the one that you will discover while you're playing the game.
Like the several characters that can be your mates in the adventure, a total of 30, when I finished the game I didn't even get the half of them. How really fucked up is the world, spoiler: it is really fucked up. This world is a painful world, where you are just one more, where every decision that you make will affect, where you can't even take a nap without risk.
Maybe the game don't have the best graphics, but if you care about that, you should die, but if for some reason you still care about it, maybe the amazing story and the OST mind change your mind. The story is, did you play "the last of us"?, the story is some kind of similar, but this one being much deeper in every aspect, and when I say deeper I say better, much better. The OST really fits in the world, just hear this one, 100% menliness.

Now go play LISA

American rapists

Finishing (the mission) the news with another rapists.
William L. Bates Jr tried to rape a 2 y/o baby. He ran and take of her diaper and tried to put the D inside her, but the mom oraored (punched) the man before that happened.
Try fuck a baby costed 150.000$ and a visit to the court to William.

"And now we must ask ourselves: What the fuck is wrong with the human race?"


NEWS


Describe your soulmate

Like I said in the post below, I don't think that a soulmate exist, or at least not that kind of soulmate. Just read it. It was originally this post, but seeing that everyone is describing their soulmate  (that is obvious cuz is "describe YOUR soulmate"), I'm gonna join the train.
In my case, I really don't know how is my type, I follow my sixth sense to everything, even my taste, I just know what I like and what I dislike, well, there's really nothing I don't like, so just what I like less that other things. It's hard define how your sixth sense guide you, it just works, like King Crimson.
So there idk how to describe my soulmate, maybe someone similar to me, maybe, if that person exists, which I doubt. Maybe there someone like this, but not here, not near me.

Soulmate (RESEARCH ESSAY PROJECT)



You can just google "soulmate meaning" and there you will get a pretty accurate meaning of it, y'know, it's google. So, I don't really know why should we write 'bout our soulmate, or what we think it's a soulmate. But meh, let's try it.
I think that a soulmate is a vain noun, it's like perfection or utopia. A soulmate is a person IDEALLY suited bla bla, the term ideally means that this person is the one, not just like another one. Sorry if I'm being negative, well, I'm really not really sorry, it can't exist anyone who is the one, or at least that kind of one, not a one whom is perfect in everything and perfectly matches you, it would be kinda weird. 
Didn't you have that day were you're on fire and everything works how it should, didn't you feel like it can't be happening, surprise! it isn't happening, just thinking that the possibility that it could not be real,  stains the perfect day.
Same happens when we talk about soulmates, the idea of that everything works fine in a relationship (no matter what kind of relationship is) is just hilarious, all have their ups and downs. It's impossible that they matches you perfectly.
Ah, and when I'm talking about matches I mean what you need or what you want of a this person, it would be funny if a christian and a sadomasochist wants the same soulmate. But hey, everyone have their own affinity, so maybe it can happen, not really.
All this soliloquy summarized is that soulmates only exist in your mind or in that shitty stories of perfect love.

jueves, 16 de marzo de 2017

In justice we trust!

Why is USA so amazing?
We haven't a fence fucker now, we have Tyler Ray Price, the honest boy.
Tyler wanted to be a cop, and a cop must be honest and not to tell lies, so he said that he violated a drunk girl. But now comes the twist, the girl said that she didn't drink that night.
Well, Tyler was charged with second degree sexual assault.
In justice we trust!

NEWS



Why do we love?

1. Discuss. Why do we love? It’s heart-breaking and complicated most of the times yet do we need it at all?
Because we're human. (I guess)

2. How does the video define love? Put the words in order.
beautiful-intoxicating-heart-breaking- soul crushing
intoxicating
heart-breaking
beautiful
soul crushing

3. What are the 6 Philosophers mentioned?
Platon
Schopenhauer
Russell
Siddhartha Gautama "Buddha"
Cao Xuequin
Simone de Beauvoir

4. Watch again and write each Philosopher’s view on love.
Platon: "Love makes us whole again." He explored the idea that we love in order to become complete.

Schopenhauer: "Love tricks us into having babies." He maintained that loved based in sexual desire was a voluptuous illusion.

Russell: "Love is escape from our loneliness." He says that we loved in order to quench our physical and psychological desires.

Siddhartha Gautama "Buddha": "Love is a misleading affliction" He says that we love because we are trying to satisfy our base desires.

Cao Xuequin: "Dream of the Red Chamber" He says that the romantic love is folly in one of China's greatest classical novels.

Simone de Beauvoir: "Love lets us reach beyond ourselves" He proposed that love is the desire to integrate with another and that it infuses our lives with meaning.


5. Vocabulary work. Which Philosopher says what?

1) Dependance on another means boredom and power games: Simone de Beauvoir

2) We succeed in perpetuating human species and perpetuating human
tragedy: Shopenhauer

3) Quench our physical and psychological desires: Russell

4) It enriches our whole being together: Russell

5) Attachments are a great source of suffering: Siddhartha Gautama "Buddha"

6) Love is the longing to find a soulmate who makes us feel whole again: Platon

7) Love infuses our life with meaning: Simone de Beauvoir

No defense from the fence


Eliodoro Estala fucked a fence, no joke.
This 32 y/o man from Austin, Texas, took of his clothes and repeatly inserted his dick and toungue in the fence's holes.
We know that cuz his beloved neighbor, Diana Vazquez, did recorded the whole thing.
Estala says that he was intoxicated by this time, but there's no excuse to violate a poor fence, so he been released from the county jail after his bail was set at $2,500

NEWS

miércoles, 15 de marzo de 2017

Dialogue

Scenario: Two men in the shower of a changing room of a  public pool.
Characters: Edd, Ed. 

Edd: Ah, la vache!. Your name should be Sd instead of Ed, or maybe XSd.
Ed:  Fuck you Edd, you’re a fucking nigga, you can use your dick as a belt, I’m not so overdue as you, YO!
Edd: Shut up little Johnny, it’s enough with ur sis saying that. Maybe it’s a family thing, should ur mom meet my yogurt gun?
Ed: Screw that, man! Damn you! How you dare to say such things? My family is not going to see your wiener.
Edd: Can  you stop talking ‘bout m’ meatboy? You know, it’s a HUGE topic ‘n’ we don’t have much time.
Ed: That’s disgusting Edd.
Edd: Okay, look, do I look like that british vampire? I think that I need a ROLO ROAD DA!
Ed: You have thrown the soap with your stupid pose and I won’t catch it, not with you around me.
Edd: Don’t worry I will wait ‘till you grow up a little bit, kiddo.
Ed: Daaaaaaamn son... Fuck you. I’mm have to escape from you. Anyway I’m  going out of the shower.
Edd: Okay m8. We should go fast as Sonic to go to our reunion with that spiky-haired attorney.
Ed: Fine... But I need to go home and pick good clothes. I won’t go there in a swimming suit.
Edd: As you wish, but I thinl u look quite sexy in that bikini. No kidding.
Ed: It’s not a bikini, it’s a full-body swimming suit. BAKA!

domingo, 26 de febrero de 2017

The Coffin Princess pt.2

This is the continuation from the post below, this will contain spoilers. and bla bla.

All the Heroes are sad, well, not all, but almost. When the war ended they didn't have a reason to live, just like the Acura, they lived thanks to the war, but when it ended they lost their job. Peace didn't give them peace, ironic, huh? This "only" adds depth to characters, there's something even better than this. 

This happens in the first season, (there are two), and is a very important fact in the whole plot. Chaika meets with Chaika. BOOM, there are two Chaikas. This second Chaika, the red Chaika (the Acura's Chaika is the white one) have a mission too, her mission is collect the corpse, wow, the same as the white Chaika, but the red Chaika wants the corpse to destroy the ones who killed her father, Arthur Gaz. But maybe Arthur had two daughters, noup, only one daughter. The final boss of the first season, Layla, reveals us a shocking truth: there are lots of Chaikas, but how did she know that, cuz she is another Chaika, oh, what a twist. The mission of the Chaikas is collect Gaz's corpse. 
This is an important fact, cuz affect really hard on Chaika, the white one; who is she? why she exists?
I really love the meaning behind this scene.
Well, why she exists? This question is answered in the final of the second season. All was in the Arthur Gaz's plan. He let him get killed because he wanted a better body, one with fayla parts (fayla are magic animals, with high quantity of magic). He created LOTS of Chaikas to collect his body, and when his body is complete, the final Chaika, black Chaika, will eat all Gaz's parts to create the ultimate Arthur Gaz with even more power, and with Niva, a super-powerful weapon created when he was dead. 

This story is a 10/10, but the characters, especially Akari really make me mad, is a fcking anime cliche and sometimes it really drives you off the story. This is one of the biggest problems here, and the biggest one, the lord of problems is the final. Idk if the final in the books are better or not, but the final in the anime is bullshit, if Gold Expirience Requiem was un Deux Ex Machina this was the lord of DEM, Niva Requiem. In the last minutes, no kidding, Niva, the super weapon created to destroy the humanity, says, "I won't kill Chaika cuz she's my friend" and leaves Gaz alone. Chaika uses Niva, and kills Gaz. GG EZ.

Such a waste of potential. 


The Coffin Princess pt.1

I wanted to talk about Hitsugi no Chaika. But it won't be today.
I will write about it.

She's Chaika, cute af
Chaika isn't really a good anime, but for some reason I really enjoyed it. It have really big problems, it have lots of anime-shit cliches. You know, the main character, Toru, is a young boy with super awesome abilities to win every battle, for some reason; there's a girl with huge boobs, Akari, which is also his sister, the japanenses have a really big problem about the incest; and a cure girl, Chaika, she is the true main character, you see, her name is in the fucking title, that usually means that she will be the center of the whole plot.

Yep, it have LOTS of problems, but the plot is really amazing, or at least the premise. It won't contain spoilers.
Chaika Trabant is the daughter of the last emperor, Arthur Gaz, he was brutally murderer by the Eight Heroes cuz was quite evil, she was a tyrant king who reign as 200 years. Arthur corpse was dismembered and distributed among the eight, because the body had too much magic. The mission of Chaika is collect the whole corpse to bury it.
Chaika appears in a forest with a HUGE coffin, she is quite amnesic and "weak", she isn't really that weak, but she is a ranged fighter, so she need someone in the front line. She hires Toru and Akari, the Acura, the saboteur brothers.
Those 3 goes to collect the body from the Eight Heroes while the Gillette Corps are behind those, cuz they think Chaika want the corpse to destroy the humanity, yes, Arthur's corpse contain that much of magic, it could easily destroy everything, just like the king itself.

It continues in the post above. Two posts are better than one.