I got the Joy, Joy, Joy, Joy down in my heart, down in my heart...

I recently finished LISA: The Painful RPG, and OMG, you really need to play this game.
The synopsis will be free-spoilers cuz I really want that anyone who read this shitty-blog play this game.

The story happens in a post-apocalyptic world where every woman disappeared. The world is really a mess, the strongest is the one who rules over the weak, all is a chaos. The ones who don't want to suffer the problems of this world eat Joy, a drug that makes you happy and painless.
Brad, out protagonist is one of those addicts, cuz he had several traumas in his childhood and sometimes they appear again, so he eat the Joy to forget the past. One day he finds a child, a little girl, the only girl in the world, so he decides breed the child.
Times happen, and now she is a little girl with 10 y/o, more or less, and she wants to see world, but it's complicated, cuz you know, like everyone will rape her, or even worse. One day Brad arrives to his home and his mates are dead, the girl has been kidnapped, and Brad goes to rescue her.

Brad is the bearded bald
The one in the middle

This in the story, or at least one part of it, the other part (besides the main story and the character growth) is the one that you will discover while you're playing the game.
Like the several characters that can be your mates in the adventure, a total of 30, when I finished the game I didn't even get the half of them. How really fucked up is the world, spoiler: it is really fucked up. This world is a painful world, where you are just one more, where every decision that you make will affect, where you can't even take a nap without risk.
Maybe the game don't have the best graphics, but if you care about that, you should die, but if for some reason you still care about it, maybe the amazing story and the OST mind change your mind. The story is, did you play "the last of us"?, the story is some kind of similar, but this one being much deeper in every aspect, and when I say deeper I say better, much better. The OST really fits in the world, just hear this one, 100% menliness.

Now go play LISA. 

The Chest

This month ended one of my favorite games: The Binding of Isaac. His last expansion, Afterbirth+, explains the end of the story of Isaac. I write about this game, but not about the story.

Yea, it contain spoilers.

Mother and Father had a boy called Isaac. Mother wanted a girl, so she dresses Isaac like one. Father didn't liked that, so he discussed with Mother. Mother was angry, and she thought that all was Isaac's fault, and cuz of that she took a knife and tried to kill little Isaac, but Father prevented it. After that Father left home. Mother was crying, a lot. Isaac felt guilty, so he found a chest in her room, he locked inside, and wait until his dead.

Stories look better in cursive. This is story makes lot of sense while you are playing, believe me. For example, in Afterbirth and Afterbirth+ were added two new bosses: The Hush and Delirium. I took the cooler images, they don't look like that in the game.
The Hush is you fighting against the dead, in other words, you being suffocated. Hush scales with your damage, more strong you are, more strong he is, because he is you. Delirium is an amalgam of all the bosses that you fought, and it is the last step before die, you remembering all your life.
There are other thing curious, all the monsters that you fight are biblical references, like Satan or the angels; Isaac's fears, like spiders or eyes; and how Isaac looks himself.
Other fact is that all playable characters are also how Isaac looks himself, like Judas, who betrayed Jesus; Eve, who committed the first sin; Magdalene, the girl that Mother wanted...
And the most shocking fact, if you beat the game, Isaac dies. There are two possibles finales.
The first one is Isaac going to the heaven or the hell and after that, to the Chest. In this final, Isaac fights against himself and Satan. After beating them, he admit his guilty and locks up in the Chest.
The second one in apparently after you get the first final, cuz Isaac is going to face against Delirium, and after wining the match, Isaac with die.

Flying Fairy

is my favorite game.

This is a short synopsis:

The 4 elemental crystals maintained the balance of the forces in Luxendarc, but one day they were consumed by darkness, causing chaos through the whole world.
The story starts with the village of Norende, that has been annihilated, because a great chasm has been opened below the village, all the citizens of Norende were swallowed by the chasm, all but one, Tiz Arrior, a shepherd.
Tiz goes to Norende to find more survivors, but there are no one, but there is someone in the chasm, Agnès Oblige, followed by a Airy, a fairy. Agnès is being sought by the duchy of Eternia, because she is the Vestal of Wind Crystal, then Tiz decides travel with Agnès as her protector.
Later, Ringabel joins to the crew, he's an amnesic vagrant who have a book that predicts future events, the D Journal; also,  Edea Lee joins, a soldier of the duchy, which is the princess of Eternia.
Now, with all the crew the plan is simply, Airy said that if they can eliminate the darkness of the 4 crystal, and awake them, she could restore the balance in the world.

That's all what you need to understand what I'm gonna explain, so, if you didn't played the BD, and you want to play one of the best game in 3ds, don't read what is below.

SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT

I didn't wanted to do a deep description of the BD's story, (and believe me, this wasn't even the 5% of all the plot), I prefer talk about the details that make this game fantastic. Not the 10/10 OST, not the story, not the characters, but the D Journal and Airy.
First of all I have I have to talk what happens when you awake the 4 crystals. When you do it a column of light appears and when you cross it, you are sent to a parallel world.
Do you remember Ringabel's journal? I said that the D can predict future events, but that isn't exactly true. Ringabel and the D are from another world, the previous world.
The fact that you can know the whole story when you get the D, even the end: the betrayal of your companion Airy. The game gives you all the cards to know all, and it's a very strange feel.
The last page of the D shows you a 63, but it isn't a 63, is a 6 and Airy's wing. The 6 is the number of world that remains, this isn't really a big deal, unless by the fact that you're always seeing Airy's wing, even when you cross to another world, but you don't see the changing number.
But this isn't the most shocking fact about the game, the title of game is Flying Fairy. Just remove the Fs. You had it in front of your eyes all your time, even before play the game. Is a little detail that totally shocks you when you realize that was there, but you were still following Airy's plan.
It was the truth that was in front of your eyes, but you never realized.

Zero Escape from reality

Zero Time Dilemma's cover

  

"Recently" I finished  saga. The plot of the entire saga could be "Zero trapped you somewhere, you have to escape somehow. Enjoy.", but I'm not gonna talk about the games, at least not in this post. "Then why are you talking about it?".

In the last game, Zero Time Dilemma, SPOILER ALERT, our main characters can SHIFT, especially Carlos, he will SHIFT during all the f*cking game, what stand for Spacetime Human Internal Fluctuating Transfer; or in other words, jump through dimensions, just like Valentine's D4C but without his awesomeness. To SHIFT the user must be under a great pressure, or just die.

Carlos is a firefighter, a sexy blond mexican firefighter. In the story, they explains that when Carlos was in a burning building, when he failed, he just SHIFTed to another timeline where he was successful. Carlos wasn't aware about this, he just  SHIFTed. 

That makes me think, besides the "dilemma" that says when you jump, you kill the owner of the new body, because you were shifting your souls. For me the big problem is that if you're not aware, you are living without knowing that you are always "dying". As we do. 

Two weeks ago, I was walking quietly when suddenly, tinoninonino, a wild dog appeared. When I looked the dog, I felt like it was biting me in the neck. I felt it really real, but it never happened.

I don't mean that we can SHIFT but... that makes sense, somehow. Dimensional hop is an hoption, and anybunny, even you, carrot say the hopposite. If we're constantly jumping, that would explain why are we still alive.

I didn't said that it could be a SHIFT, but as you can't prove that it wasn't, it means that actally it was, through devil's proof. 

Fuck you NHK

The last week one of my friends started the genocide route in Undertale. Why is this important?
Well, he only started the genocide cuz she want to kill all the characters. Why?
I think that is because he hate the game, or maybe because she can't pass through Undyne. Idk.

But the important part is this, I never did the genocide route cuz I don't want kill them, and he laughs me because of this saying: "Why you can't kill them, they aren't real."
Yeah, I know that, but... To what extent they aren't real?

I think that everyone has at least one movie, serie, book or any history that made you cry. Isn't it?
For example, I cried with "Grave of the Fireflies", and my friend with "Shigatsu wa kimi no uso", twice. So, if they aren't real, why we cried?

This problem, or at least one similar, are the problem that I had with Fire Emblem Awakening. In this game I connected with the character, like in Undertale, but not like in the Grave of the Fireflies.
In the GotF I cried because the history was sad, not because I connected with the characters.

Both have problems with FE, in FE you can choose the band that you want to fight, he started with Hoshido, and he don't wanted start with Nohr... But he did it. I hope not to have this problem.
Maybe my feels for Undertale aren't that different with my friend's feels. I love the char, and he hates them.

Well, maybe this isn't interesant, but this let me thinking.
What need an history to connect with it? And character what need?

Undertale and FE have the same way to make you connect with the char, if they die, they die forever. Not second chance. This make you really appreciare them.
All character have an unique personality totally different between them.

And the history, well... I don't know if I ever connected with an story, maybe with Clannad, or NHK. but... meh. I think I conected more with NHK, why? Well, maybe I get more identificated with the main character, and maybe you need this to connect with the history, and history that could happen to you.
As much as I like Game of Thrones, I know I will never be someone of their universe, but I can be observed by the NHK.
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I can be observed.

Not more overexploited youtubers pls

So recently one youtuber (personer) called 8cho gained lot of fame. Too much fame, Too MUCH fame.

This isn't really bad, 8cho looks like he is a good person, but... my gosh... the fans... they are scum. Not all of them, I'm fan of 8cho, but there is a difference between a fan and a fan.

8cho have a peculiar humor that makes him unique. One of the typical things of 8cho are their pet words. The "wow", the "aguilicho", the "golfa, the "DEL MUNDO", and the one which make me more angry, the "senpai". 

This is a problem, at least for me, the fans are always shouting, yes, shouting this. This really gets me mad. Because their are really weary. Not the pet words itself, the overuse of them.

This "problem" is the same that I have with "La que se avecina", an spanish TV show. This show have toooooooooons of pet words, and eventually, I get bored.

Maybe this isn't the true problem that I have with him. Maybe he today is too mainstream. I followed him for some time ago. And today look that all the whole world know him, idk, maybe is for this.

Something similar happened with Rubius. I watched his videos since 2012, in this year, anybody knew who he were, well, not everybody, just me and 2 or 3 persons more. But in 2013 all people were shouting "FLECHIPOLLA". 

I hope this does not happen with other youtubers that I follow. I wish... PLS

My ugly problem. You get it? Ugly in spanish is fea, and FEA is the game that I'm talking... Darío used Humor++, it isn't very effective.

Recently I'm playing Fire Emblem Awakening.

FE is a game about war, with a gamemode based in turns. You have your units, and the enemy have their units. Every turn, you move your soldiers and fight againts the enemy.
So far so good, but there is a little detail that is very important about this game. There are two modes: Casual, if your units die, they respawn; and Classic, if your units die, they die, forever.

Obviusly I'm a tryharder and I played Classic. This mode made you appreciate more your soldiers, and not use them like kamikaze because, "meh, they will respawn".
Not only the fact that if they die, they die, all characters have their own personality, making them more human, not like a pawn that you can sacrifice if you need it.

And that's the "problem", I grew fond with them. You maybe think this isn't really a problem, but let me explain it.
In some point in the story you can marry each other. After the marriage, you get a child.
And the fucking child is the problem. If you marry two strong characters, they geta more strong child.

So my problem is: Should I marry them to get the strongest combo of childre or marry them to make they "happy"?
For example, Daraen is one of the main character, I can marry him with Nowi, the dragon loli, to get two dragons; also I can marry him with Tharja, why? Because they make beautiful couple.

And that's the problem. Yeah, it's pretty stupid. But I don't know what should I do.

Random image:

ZA FEERU

The last week one person that I follow in twitter is tweeting shit about Love Live!, one anime of idols. He seems be pretty fan of this anime. Usually, he post that he is listening Love Maker, one song of LL.
Why is this important? He tweeted something like: "Some of you are saying to me that the song is shit, I know that maybe for you is shit, but that's because you didn't saw the anime".

This made me think, he said that he love the song because the anime, so the song isn't good, isn't it?
The song is good because the anime filled it with "THE FEEL". The song itself isn't good, "THE FEEL" make the song good.

I listened Love Maker, for me the song is just one more. I have some song with "THE FEEL", and the most of them of anime. The OP of Clannad and all OPs of JJBA make me feel goosebumps. Allways.
Most of the others are from vidyas. The last one is Love's Vagrant, form Bravely Default. This is the theme of one of the main character, Ringabel. This fcking theme is Ringabel. Song with extract of Ringabel.

So all the songs that have "THE FEEL" are related with some history. The history made "THE FEEL", and it is a memory of the history, making that when you listen the song you are indirectly remembering the history.

Pretty obvious, isn't it? I know it, but I need to complete the blog with someting.

DORA THE STAND USER

Next week, will be released DiU, the part 4 of the Hirohiko Araki's manga, Jojo's bizarre adventure.

This anime adaptation from Diamond is Unbreakable, manga released in 1992 to 1995, will be animated by David Production, which animated the previous three parts.

History:
In the coastal town of Morioh, someone is using the Arrow, an ancient artefact which manifest the power of the soul of the user, called Stand. At the same time, Josuke Higashikata is researching for the serial murderer who is living in Morioh.

Sorry if the synopsis looks small, it's hard to explain JJBA, not in vain they are bizarre.
This part is one of the favorite by the fans, behind part 7.

I'm not pretty fond of this part, but hey, this isn't a bad history, but he made eclipsed by other parts. JJBA have very nice plots and characters, it's hard to be the number one.

(The title is cuz the Josuke's Stand cry is DORARARARAARARA)

The history of Grease-boy.

Recently I noticed that I have 17yo, may sound stupid, but... I have 17yo.

I remember when I entered in the high school, I shocked with a boy, I gather that he should be in 2nd batx. He looked like a boy from Grease. When i shocked with him he said: "La carne de burro no es invisible". 

I don't know why, but I still remember this boy, I don't know who is he, just he looked like a boy from Grease and this sentence. Isn't it sad? Grease-boy unique frese is "La carne de burro no es invisible", what a horrible phrase to be remembered, just think it, if the donkey's meat were invisible, we should shocked anyway, because they are invisible, not ethereal.

But this isn't important in this history.

Grease-boy looked gigantic to me, at the time, but when I see me in the mirror I don't see me higher, just for the "beard". I don't know why, but I don't see me like a 17yo boy, physically or mentally, I should think about my future, not about how rules this song (exactly this part), or this game or blablabla. 

I can't see me growing up, cuz I'm growing all the time, and I'm with me all the time, but not even in the pics, I just look exactly like my actual me, but more happy. (You know, Time kills everything)

The only difference that I can see, is when I see the boys of 1st ESO, they are small. Maybe I'm that Grease-boy, but I can't see it, they look at me like I was the Grease-boy, but I can't feel it.

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When I became Grease-boy?

Not much time ago, I saw Pepe playing Pokemon. He had Garchomp lvl 7X aprox, and he was fighting againts the Elite Four, which have pokemons are lvl 100. Pepe's Garchomp eartquaked'em all. Killing all of them.

HE FUCKING CAN'T DO IT.

HE CAN'T DO OHKO AT LVL 7X.

There I picked his phone, and saw it, cheats. Max atk, max def, masterballs, walk throught walls, etc...

I reaaaally hate cheaters, they are the scum of the life. They don't take the shortcut in the road, they just broke the road, make a pool and swim in there, a pool of shit, sins, scum and cheats.

We should difference CHEATS from cheats and from "cheats".

CHEATS, for example are max atk, max def, max exp, just in some cases, if you start with it, it's a CHEAT. But in other cases, for example, that game that you have to farm and farm and farm exp to kill the boss, it's just a shortcut, because eventually you will get it, you just are making the speed faster. 

This is morally legal, cuz for example, in MH4U, once I needed Rath Gem, this item have just a 3% chance to get it. The low chance to get an item, don't make the game more funny, make it bored. Then I maked a custom quest to make this chance higher.

Make a custom quest to get the best fucking badass armor and kill all the monsters with it don't make the game funny, because when one game is so easy, this game in the long run will be bored.

You have to difference when is ok and when isn't.

And there are the "cheats", like walk through walls, big heads, bloody, blablabla.

They are for the lolz. 

TAN TAN TAAAA TAN TAN TAAAA TAN TAN TANANANA TAN TAN TAAA TAN TAN TAAA TAN TAN TAAANA TATATATATATANA RALANANANAAA

Recently I played Undertale. This game have a 10/10 OST, all of them are pretty good, but there was one of them that, really penetrated inside of bones. (jejeje)
This song if the battle theme of the final boss, Asgore.
The reason why this song is my favorite may contain some SPOILERS.

(Here you can listen three other song that I love of the game: Spider Dance, Megalovania, Death by Glamour)

Asgore is the king in the Underworld, not like the Hell, it's called Underworld because is under the World. He is a very kind monster, but cuz with great power comes great responsibility. He have to kill humans to take his soul to break the seal and go to the over world.

He never wanted this, he abhors the violence. but this is their duty.

This song have, or almost I can find it in, that feel. It's a sad song, a song of "I have to do but do not want".

SPARESPARESPARESPARESPARESPARESPARESPARESPARESPARESPARESPARE

Undertale, developed by tobyfox, is the game that I will talk in this post.

Undertale tells the history of a child who falls in the Underground. This place is inhabited by monsters which were sealed in this place in the past by the humans. The child to escape of this place need to go to the castle of the king to reach the exit. In this crossing the child will meet monsters, see new places and pass through some difficulties.

The history seems very simple, the game too, but there is a BIG detail that can change all.
You can talk and spare the mosnters, not just kill everything that cross in your way.
This is a very big option, because they are alive, They aren't just EXP like in all the modern videogames.

This game can be perfectly a 10/10 game. It has a nice history with characters well, all of them, ALL OF THEM, all have their unique personality which makes the history becomes more good.
Their music it's a 14/10. Check the soundtrack HERE.
The game itself, graphics, mechanical, bla bla, aren't good, but they are perfect in this type of game.

Humans

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GANTZ manga created by Hiroya Oku. It was published in 2000 to 2013.

Boobs and gore, this is GANTZ.

Now a extensive one, a pair of stundents die in an train accident. Then they appear in a room with a black ball called Gantz. This ball tells them that they are dead, and if they want to live again they must complete missions ordened by Gantz.


This description is just the 31% of the plot, it's the first part, the introducction, in this Hiroya shows you the mechanics of Gantz, the weapons, the supersuit, the misions, etc...
The second part, presents the true main characters in the history, this is around 42% (yes, i'm inventing the percentages). This part is the more bloody.
And he last one, the last 27%. This part is the most amazing part. The final battle, the reason why Gantz exist and why they fight.

This part contain spo-spo-spoilers.


If you didn't read Gantz maybe you are thinking this is just one more history about OP chars fighting againts monsters, but NO, they are weak, they're just humans. But yes, they fight, but why they fight? This is important! All the aliens that the humans should murder, are foreign finding for a new planet.
They are paceful (except the last ones), but the Gantz Team found and murdered them in cold blood because they wanted be free, wanted blood, wanted protect someone. No, just because Gantz ordened it.

They never thought about what they where doing, Gantz order something, they do it, and repeat.
No ask, just do it. No him, just me.
Thinking that we are more important than the others, but no, we are nothing. just 21g of data and flesh, playing god.

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The complexity of the life

You are alive, I'm alive, he is alive, they are alive, we are alive.
Maybe this you already know this, but enough?.

You see all this people, all this people are alive. All this people have a name. All this people have brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers, jobs, hobbies, duties, problems, likes, and the most important, his history. All of them have his history. And you too.
Perhaps we never got to see us. But this not impede they still alive, someone in somewhere somehow.
They have his history, and his history runs without you, and your history without him.

This makes me think. The life is the most important of all lifes. And the life is very common.
This makes me feel strange, This makes me feel small. This makes me feel that we are all small.

Pucci likes this

Now a song. Thats a hard topic...
I have lots of favorite songs, all of them connect with me in a different way.
I will talk about one of these songs. One in english.

Queen - Made in Heaven

Lyrics:

I'm taking my ride with destiny

Willing to play my part

Living with painful memories

Loving with all my heart

Made in heaven, made in heaven

It was all ment to be, yeah

Made in heaven, made in heaven

That's what they say

Can't you see

Oh I know, I know, I know that it's true

Yes it's really ment to be

Deep in my heart

I'm having to learn to pay the price

They're turning me upside down

Waiting for possibilities

Don't see too many around

Made in heaven, made in heaven

It's for all to see

Made in heaven, made in heaven

That's what everybody says

Everybody says to me

It was really ment to be

Yeah, yeah

When stormy weather comes around

It was made in heaven

When sunny skies break through behin the clouds

I wish it could last forever, yeah

Wish it could last forever, forever

I'm playing my role in history

Looking to find my goal

Taking in all this misery

But giving in all my soul

Made in heaven, made in heaven

It was all ment to be, yeah

Made in heaven, made in heaven

That's what everybody says

Wait and see, it was really ment to be

So plain to see

Yeah, everybody, everybody, everybody tells me so

Yes it was plain to see, yes it was ment to be

Written in the stars...

Written in the stars...

Woah, this song, Mercury wrote this song when he knew he was going to die. 

Said that, the song takes other way, really? He talks about his fate.

I like this song because "It was all meant to be", and I belive in that.

I don't know how should I describe why I like one song, it is just this, I like it. Empathy maybe.

Blow mind = Love

I talked about one vidya, one anime, now I gonna talk about one movie.

9 reinas is a movie directed by Fabián Bielinsky in 2000. The film was nominated to 24 awards, and won 21.

The history talks about two con artists, Marcos and Juan. Marcos, see Juan doing a scam. After see that, Marcos decide recruit Juan because, scamming in pairs is more easy. Juan accept the offer.
After that, the new couple of scammers have an unique opportunity, one in one million.
And the story is about this, the unique opportunity. Any more information is spoiler.

It is the kind of story that I like, stories with a epic finale.

A finale like this ---->

Lions or the Sun

Okay, you see it, now, think about it.

Who would win?

Maybe you think it's a stupid question, maybe it is.

But, thats alot of lions. 

1,000,000,000,000 of lions.

Against.

1 Sun.

Now think it again.

Can the lions win the sun?

They can do lots of tactics:

600 billions make a frontal attack.

400 billions make a sneak attack.

They can evolve because the Sun is pacific.

After evolve, make weapons able to blow up the sun.

Wait until the Sun feel sick

after so many spins around the earth.

And I didn't said the cons of the sun:

No eyes, can't see the lions coming.

No arms, can't hold a gun.

Turns off at night.

And he is a baby.

And the pros of the lions:

Can use sunscreen.

They have claws and fangs.

They are Kings.

Now do it again.

Think it.

Can 1,000,000,000,000 of lions win 1 Sun?

Okay, jokes aside.

They really can?

The lions have a average mass of 190kg

190*1,000,000,000,000=1.9*10^14kg

Against

2*10^30kg aprox

No, they can't.

Sad, but it's true.

A hole in my chest

I will talk about one of my favavorite anime. (Literally remembering this I get goose bumps)

Clannad, VN, manga, movie and anime, realized in 05, 05, 07 and 07 respectively; narrate the history of Okazaki Tomoya.

Tomoya hates his life. His mother died when he was young, because of this, his father became an alcoholic and a gambling addicted. Tomoya had problems with his father because of his problems. Tomoya hates his life.
One day he meets Nagisa Furukawa, he decides help she to reform the drama club because he have lot of time to kill. He didn't know with this decition will chage his life. During this period, Tomoya meets other girls (yes, it's japan, what did you expected?), all with her own internal problems.

Why I will be fucked up doing all posts in two days

The binding of Isaac, game created by Edmund McMillen in 2011; tells the history of Isaac.

Isaac is a child who lives with his mother. The life was simple, until the day when his mother heard a voice from adove:

"Your son has been corrupted by sin, you need sacrifice him"

"Yes my lord, I will prove my devotion on you"

Isaac trying to escape of his mother, entered in a trapdoor to the basement.

And now, strats the adventure.

I love this game, it have a nice way to keep you playing in it, with tons of combination, monsters and rooms. Normally one run of this game, lasts between 30 min and 1 hour depending of you combination, and these 45 min of averege, pass as it they were 10 min.

The items of have a warped sense of humor, for example, the belt of your mother make your speed icrease; and too have lots of biblical reference like the Bible that makes you fly. And I didn't said the more funny, you kill the monsters with your own tears.

The monsters, are so creepy and bizarre, you fight against you supposed aborted brothers, the seven deadly sins, your mother among others.