The history of Grease-boy.

Recently I noticed that I have 17yo, may sound stupid, but... I have 17yo.

I remember when I entered in the high school, I shocked with a boy, I gather that he should be in 2nd batx. He looked like a boy from Grease. When i shocked with him he said: "La carne de burro no es invisible". 

I don't know why, but I still remember this boy, I don't know who is he, just he looked like a boy from Grease and this sentence. Isn't it sad? Grease-boy unique frese is "La carne de burro no es invisible", what a horrible phrase to be remembered, just think it, if the donkey's meat were invisible, we should shocked anyway, because they are invisible, not ethereal.

But this isn't important in this history.

Grease-boy looked gigantic to me, at the time, but when I see me in the mirror I don't see me higher, just for the "beard". I don't know why, but I don't see me like a 17yo boy, physically or mentally, I should think about my future, not about how rules this song (exactly this part), or this game or blablabla. 

I can't see me growing up, cuz I'm growing all the time, and I'm with me all the time, but not even in the pics, I just look exactly like my actual me, but more happy. (You know, Time kills everything)

The only difference that I can see, is when I see the boys of 1st ESO, they are small. Maybe I'm that Grease-boy, but I can't see it, they look at me like I was the Grease-boy, but I can't feel it.

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When I became Grease-boy?

The Nutcracker

NEWS
One fish with human-like teeth and penchant to bite testicles will terrorize all man in Europe.
Pacu fish are arriving at european waters, and they were identified in Paris' waters.
This fish isn't dangerous, but have a serious bite, if you prefer don't have your balls chopped off, take care where you swim.

Opinion;
It could be able to transplant those teeth for a human?

Why should we stop now?

There is a limit?

We conquered the world, we conquered the seas, we conquered the space. Where is the limit?
There is no limit for us. We are small, and we need to feel us big. Or at least I think is that.
And when we more know, we become more small, and this became a vicious circle.
We know that, but we still do it, why? Because this will make some sense ever.
When we will know all physics laws in the whole universe, we will see that there are more, and more.
Because we are small, and the reality is inmesurable.

We could make life, teletransportation, time travel, live where we want, conquer the whole universe, etc... but there will still be some things that we don't know, because, this life is limitless.

CUCUMBERED

NEWS

A German man, Dietmann, killed his wife, Varna, with a cucumber. (MY SIDES)

This couple, while they were fucking, had the great idea of use a cu(MY SIDES)cumber like a sex toy.

They had trend to use vegetables like se(MY SIDES)xual toys, like carrots, zucchinis and cucumbers.

Dietmann, (dat name OMG), put the cucumber inside the mouth of his wife, obstrucing his breathing.

Varna went into coma, and died hours later.

Opinion:

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHASHASHAHAHAHA

HAHSAA

Not much time ago, I saw Pepe playing Pokemon. He had Garchomp lvl 7X aprox, and he was fighting againts the Elite Four, which have pokemons are lvl 100. Pepe's Garchomp eartquaked'em all. Killing all of them.

HE FUCKING CAN'T DO IT.

HE CAN'T DO OHKO AT LVL 7X.

There I picked his phone, and saw it, cheats. Max atk, max def, masterballs, walk throught walls, etc...

I reaaaally hate cheaters, they are the scum of the life. They don't take the shortcut in the road, they just broke the road, make a pool and swim in there, a pool of shit, sins, scum and cheats.

We should difference CHEATS from cheats and from "cheats".

CHEATS, for example are max atk, max def, max exp, just in some cases, if you start with it, it's a CHEAT. But in other cases, for example, that game that you have to farm and farm and farm exp to kill the boss, it's just a shortcut, because eventually you will get it, you just are making the speed faster. 

This is morally legal, cuz for example, in MH4U, once I needed Rath Gem, this item have just a 3% chance to get it. The low chance to get an item, don't make the game more funny, make it bored. Then I maked a custom quest to make this chance higher.

Make a custom quest to get the best fucking badass armor and kill all the monsters with it don't make the game funny, because when one game is so easy, this game in the long run will be bored.

You have to difference when is ok and when isn't.

And there are the "cheats", like walk through walls, big heads, bloody, blablabla.

They are for the lolz. 

A brave pig saves a little child from the claws of the death risking his own life.

NEW NEWS (jejeje)

One pig, let's call him HERO, saved the life of a poor chinese boy who lost his vision during a fire accident. The little child get injured his cornea, then our brave HERO gave the cornea to the child, saving the child's life, but he dying .
HERO gave his life because cornea donations are scarce.


(Live manipulated news)

Opinion:
Well, this have is practically say we are nothing.
Just one more animal in this world.
It's funny in his own way.

Gap Year

Childcare Jobs on Cruise Ships.
Tour around the world (not the whole world). It's a nice job, take care of the children, you know, just make them happy with games and blablabla.

This job lasts from 3 to 12 months, depending the number of child who died in your turn.
It have accommodation and flights included, and the wage is around 1700$.

This is really a nice work abroa... wait, minimun 2 years experience in childcare.

Well 2 years pass very quic... ONLY UK RESIDENTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

TAN TAN TAAAA TAN TAN TAAAA TAN TAN TANANANA TAN TAN TAAA TAN TAN TAAA TAN TAN TAAANA TATATATATATANA RALANANANAAA

Recently I played Undertale. This game have a 10/10 OST, all of them are pretty good, but there was one of them that, really penetrated inside of bones. (jejeje)
This song if the battle theme of the final boss, Asgore.
The reason why this song is my favorite may contain some SPOILERS.

(Here you can listen three other song that I love of the game: Spider Dance, Megalovania, Death by Glamour)

Asgore is the king in the Underworld, not like the Hell, it's called Underworld because is under the World. He is a very kind monster, but cuz with great power comes great responsibility. He have to kill humans to take his soul to break the seal and go to the over world.

He never wanted this, he abhors the violence. but this is their duty.

This song have, or almost I can find it in, that feel. It's a sad song, a song of "I have to do but do not want".

SPARESPARESPARESPARESPARESPARESPARESPARESPARESPARESPARESPARE

Undertale, developed by tobyfox, is the game that I will talk in this post.

Undertale tells the history of a child who falls in the Underground. This place is inhabited by monsters which were sealed in this place in the past by the humans. The child to escape of this place need to go to the castle of the king to reach the exit. In this crossing the child will meet monsters, see new places and pass through some difficulties.

The history seems very simple, the game too, but there is a BIG detail that can change all.
You can talk and spare the mosnters, not just kill everything that cross in your way.
This is a very big option, because they are alive, They aren't just EXP like in all the modern videogames.

This game can be perfectly a 10/10 game. It has a nice history with characters well, all of them, ALL OF THEM, all have their unique personality which makes the history becomes more good.
Their music it's a 14/10. Check the soundtrack HERE.
The game itself, graphics, mechanical, bla bla, aren't good, but they are perfect in this type of game.

Humans

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GANTZ manga created by Hiroya Oku. It was published in 2000 to 2013.

Boobs and gore, this is GANTZ.

Now a extensive one, a pair of stundents die in an train accident. Then they appear in a room with a black ball called Gantz. This ball tells them that they are dead, and if they want to live again they must complete missions ordened by Gantz.


This description is just the 31% of the plot, it's the first part, the introducction, in this Hiroya shows you the mechanics of Gantz, the weapons, the supersuit, the misions, etc...
The second part, presents the true main characters in the history, this is around 42% (yes, i'm inventing the percentages). This part is the more bloody.
And he last one, the last 27%. This part is the most amazing part. The final battle, the reason why Gantz exist and why they fight.

This part contain spo-spo-spoilers.


If you didn't read Gantz maybe you are thinking this is just one more history about OP chars fighting againts monsters, but NO, they are weak, they're just humans. But yes, they fight, but why they fight? This is important! All the aliens that the humans should murder, are foreign finding for a new planet.
They are paceful (except the last ones), but the Gantz Team found and murdered them in cold blood because they wanted be free, wanted blood, wanted protect someone. No, just because Gantz ordened it.

They never thought about what they where doing, Gantz order something, they do it, and repeat.
No ask, just do it. No him, just me.
Thinking that we are more important than the others, but no, we are nothing. just 21g of data and flesh, playing god.

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Pi-chan

πJOAN / Pepe /Josep he doesn't work, he is a high school student.
He like s techno music and he is fond of pokemon, in special the old generation.
We have a very close relationship with him.


He is a simple person, usually he wears a pair of black and blue jeans. Also he's wearing a tight and short sleeved t-shirt. As well  he is wears a pair of bicromatic glasses, whose colors are pale yellow and dark blue. We guess he is wearing a sexy and pink thong because he is sooo sexy and hot (like a volcano).

His apperance is of a typical skinny boy. You know two arms, two legs...
His hair color are brownish and spiky like Sonic (Sega®)

The tone of skin are sandybrown. (#F4A460)
He has average height.

Personality Test

INFPs are deeply ethical and idealistic, loyal to their family and closest friends, and guided by their desire to live a life according to their values. They are curious about those around them, but will not accept threats to the security of their adorable babies or their morals.

This text describe me? Not it all, this text define the personality of a meerkat, not a human, maybe that is why it not define me, but overall, it does.