The Nutcracker

NEWS
One fish with human-like teeth and penchant to bite testicles will terrorize all man in Europe.
Pacu fish are arriving at european waters, and they were identified in Paris' waters.
This fish isn't dangerous, but have a serious bite, if you prefer don't have your balls chopped off, take care where you swim.

Opinion;
It could be able to transplant those teeth for a human?