domingo, 29 de mayo de 2016

[p → q] so all Japanese are mad. #LOGIC

I think isn't really strange want a superpower.
Searching in the web, the most common are, flying, time travel, time manipulation, super intelligence, super strengh, teleportation, mind control and immortality.
They're pretty meh. For example, with gravity manipulation you can fly and have super strengh. And not to mention that in any page that I saw, anyone said reality manipulation...

Idk if this is a problem of our imagination, or our limitations. For example, one of the most complex powers that I ever seen is Giorno's Stand, from JJBA: Vento Aureo.
Gold Experience Requiem ability is cancel the effect of an action but maintaining the cause. For example, if you punch me, your punch will go to me, but never will punch me.

Other complex power is from the same manga, and is the main villian form this part. Diavolo's Stand.
King Crimson ability is the opposite of GER's one. He cancel the cause of an action but maintaining the effect, to summarize, he can delete from 0.5 to 10 seconds worth of time. Also he can see from up to ten seconds the future.

I have more complex power like these, but all are from JJBA, also aren't that original like KC or GER.
This two powers are complex, veeery complex, I still didn't understand KC at all.
Where I want to arrive? 
Who wrote JJBA?
Hirohiko Araki.  He is Araki ---->
Araki is japanese.
Araki have bizarre ideas.
Crazy people have bizarre ideas.
Araki is crazy.
Japanese people are crazy.
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Okno.

But yes.

For me the most OP superpower is Touma's Imagine Breaker.
The Imagine Breaker is simple but pretty strong. Negates every superhuman power, from superpowers to divine power. So yes, if God exists, Touma can punch God's face... but Touma don't exist too... 
Yes it power can be the strongest, but isn't funny. You only can fight other people with superpower. Not to mention the fact that it negates the luck.

And the funniest power, without the OPs, are... well, all powers have their part OP, so... meh...
With the OP's are Lelouch's Geass, which is a visual mind controller; Accelerator's Vectorial manipulation, and the rest. All powers are pretty fun.

But if I could have superpower, what would it be?
One Stand similar to Pride's power. It would be pretty awesome. 



sábado, 28 de mayo de 2016

Out of ideas for an original title, so... What is an alligator in a vest? An investigator... Darío used Humor++. He missed.


Dragon Quest is one of the most famous saga of videogames. The most famous game in ds of this saga is DQIX: Sentinels of the Starry Skies. And I'm gonna talk about this game.

The history is simple, atleast the beginning. You are an angel who after an accident loses his wings and falls to the earth. To try solve this problem, you have to help people to get benevolence. So you go around the world to helping people.

This fallen angel are you, your character in this game, you can customize him, change the gender, the height, the hairstyle and blablablabla. Also you can choose your teammates, and customize them too. All the teammates and you can change between different vocations that the game offers to you.
The battle system are the typical of a jrpg, you can get lots of items to customize your chararcter in this fights.

This game could be easily a 10/10. The only flaws that I could find was the way that you change vocation. If you change your vocation, you go back to the level 1, and is incredibly tedious level up.

But this is a more or less negligible flaw. This game game lot of pros, not only the great diversity of the customization, this game have a LARGE postgame.
The game easily can last 50 hours without postgame, with postgame 100 hours, and full 800 hours, yes, 800 hours. The map is immense. Really, IMMENSE. Is that wide that in the spanish version all village had their own accent, from argentinian to andalusian, pretty funny. 

What are you waiting for? Go to play the game!





Presentation


This presentation, atleast for me, went all wrong. I didn't arrive to the 5 minutes, and I forget, well, I didn't forget it, I just can't be able to say that I had written.
And in a group. We're 3, and this dured 10 min, we speak in spanish lot of times and our pronunciation could be better.

Our mark should be 10 7 or something around.


domingo, 22 de mayo de 2016

Fuck you NHK

The last week one of my friends started the genocide route in Undertale. Why is this important?
Well, he only started the genocide cuz she want to kill all the characters. Why?
I think that is because he hate the game, or maybe because she can't pass through Undyne. Idk.

But the important part is this, I never did the genocide route cuz I don't want kill them, and he laughs me because of this saying: "Why you can't kill them, they aren't real."
Yeah, I know that, but... To what extent they aren't real?

I think that everyone has at least one movie, serie, book or any history that made you cry. Isn't it?
For example, I cried with "Grave of the Fireflies", and my friend with "Shigatsu wa kimi no uso", twice. So, if they aren't real, why we cried?

This problem, or at least one similar, are the problem that I had with Fire Emblem Awakening. In this game I connected with the character, like in Undertale, but not like in the Grave of the Fireflies.
In the GotF I cried because the history was sad, not because I connected with the characters.

Both have problems with FE, in FE you can choose the band that you want to fight, he started with Hoshido, and he don't wanted start with Nohr... But he did it. I hope not to have this problem.
Maybe my feels for Undertale aren't that different with my friend's feels. I love the char, and he hates them.

Well, maybe this isn't interesant, but this let me thinking.
What need an history to connect with it? And character what need?

Undertale and FE have the same way to make you connect with the char, if they die, they die forever. Not second chance. This make you really appreciare them.
All character have an unique personality totally different between them.

And the history, well... I don't know if I ever connected with an story, maybe with Clannad, or NHK. but... meh. I think I conected more with NHK, why? Well, maybe I get more identificated with the main character, and maybe you need this to connect with the history, and history that could happen to you.
As much as I like Game of Thrones, I know I will never be someone of their universe, but I can be observed by the NHK.
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I can be observed.

Baby Boomer's hard life in the Millennial's world.

Are You A Millennial Who Should Have Been A Baby Boomer?

In class we talked that we are Millennial, but this is true? Someone by the fact to born in some year is  something and if I born in for example, 1752, I can't be a Millennial?
Maybe you are more a baby boomer then a millennial. There are some ponts that, if you are a baby boomer, you will see identified..

1. You are happy to be alone.
This isn't one point that I should explain.

2.You don’t fit with the young, but neither with the old.
This too. You can't find your place, you don't connect with the young but neither with the old.

3.Your dating game is mission impossible.
Well, if you have the mind of a baby boomer it's more difficult to date with someone, cuz you don't connect with the young, and if you try date with the old, they only will see an young boy.

4.Your young face is your biggest obstacle.
This can be a problem for everyone. If you look like a child, you maybe would have the problem that the people around you don't think in you like an adult, just like a child.

5.Have fun trying to fit in.
This point is very... well.. This pont say that you will never be like the others. 

6.“Why are these people taking the hardest route?”
I'm really can'r understand this. In this point say that the young will take the hardest route while you will take the easy one. This is false.

7.You may feel responsible for your peers.
This is getting worse. In this point the web say that you will fell responsible for the others cuz you are wiser. How much pride.

8.You can’t get excited as easy as your peers.
This point say that you can't get excited with the things that the young can get excited. This is pretty obvius, for some reason you can't fit with the young, sherlock.

Harcore animals for hardcore people.

Are you finding for some pet? Maybe you want some adorable pet, but, it is too typical, don't you think? So if you are harcore maybe you want some of this pets, they are the most deadliest animals in the world!! (8cho mode actived. . .  kill me pls)

MOSQUITO!
725.000 people are dead by mosquitos every year. Why? They have lots of diseases, and they are many mosquitos in the earth. More mosquitos, more possibilities. Easy.

SNAKES!
50.000 dies by snakes every year. They are poisonus, they are fast, and they are slippery. What else do you want?

DOGS?
But, they wasn't man's best friend? Yes, and no. 25.000 kills every year. But my dog is harmless. Yes, but they aren't rabid dogs. People dies for the illness not for the bite.

TSETSE FLY!
Flies + Sickness = 10.000 dies.

COCODRILES!
Well, did you ever seen some of these? No, really? But you know it is dangerous, yeah? For that, he has a deserved reputation.

HIPPO?
Yes, they looks harmless, but they can easily break you head with their jaw. You should not understimate the Hippo power.


NEW

Phrasal Verbs

So, I was doing a post about one new but I remembered that I had to do one storu about phrasal verbs.
Then I break down and cried. I decided break into my imagination to break off thinking about the new and call for ideas to do the history.

I carry on thinking, and I come across a fantastic idea. Come back to my origins and do the simplest.
I said "come in ideas, I need you. Fast pleast, before I drop off I need findout the easy way to get away of this history."
Then I get on the idea's train, and when I arrived to my destination, I get off. Perfect! I get to my destination on time. I hope don't get up from a dream, cuz I dind't give away my secret of how can I do this easy.
I won't give up, I need to go out with my ideas and finish this history, I need to grow up with my ideas to keep up with this before someone knock out me, to avoid this I should look after every step I do and look for the easiest way, look into the way and see their differences.
If I do all this, I can make up a fantastic history, and put off the day that I will suspend english.

Or maybe this isn't all that I need.

I need to put on my best suit and ring the luck uo to run into the inspiration to set off my travel throught the heaven and set off there to slow down the time, and get enough time to sort out all my ideas then speed up my fingers to write the story in the blog.
And when I get it, I will stand up form the computer chair and take off the earth with my rocket to see my alter ego in the heaven, to take off their suit and take up the experience of know myself. I should think over if I should do this...
I turn down this opportunity, because some day, I will turn up at myself to wake me up form this dream.

To work out the easiest solution to do this history.




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The beautiful flower with an ugly past

The blue cornflower, seems beauty, an inoffensive flower, how much evil can it have?

Swastika, this is evil, cuz nazis used it like his logo, but let me tell to you that the blue cornflower was a nazi symbol too.

This generated controversy in Austria, because in Untersiebenbrunn, the blue cornflower is the symbol of the Freedom Party, a politic party far-right.
They say that they don't have anything in common with the nazis. "The cornflower is simply the Freedom Party flower and we like it," he says.

But this don't calm the other who thinks that this is just a coincidence.
They are still fighting to eradicate all nazi symbolism.



Gakuto, fake asses; friends and golden showers. (Ole, con rima y todo)

Today I'm gonna do a review of Prison School.

Maybe the sinopsis isn't attractive, but it is reallt worth to read.

History:
Some boys are admitted to a highschool. But this HS is different cuz this year is the first that they admit boys, so there are 5 boys in a HS full of girls. But the girls ignore the boys.
They decide spy the girls while they are taking a shower. Our heroes are caught and caged in the prison, place that go the ones who break the laws of the HS.
So now they try to escape for the prison.



Like I said, maybe this isn very attractive, but it is totally worth, the way that all get twisted is very funny. You can see it in the images. 

Other important thing about this manga is the art design. Outside the typical anime art, Prison School have an very realistic art, especially the chairman of the HS. 





Not more overexploited youtubers pls

So recently one youtuber (personer) called 8cho gained lot of fame. Too much fame, Too MUCH fame.


This isn't really bad, 8cho looks like he is a good person, but... my gosh... the fans... they are scum. Not all of them, I'm fan of 8cho, but there is a difference between a fan and a fan.

8cho have a peculiar humor that makes him unique. One of the typical things of 8cho are their pet words. The "wow", the "aguilicho", the "golfa, the "DEL MUNDO", and the one which make me more angry, the "senpai". 

This is a problem, at least for me, the fans are always shouting, yes, shouting this. This really gets me mad. Because their are really weary. Not the pet words itself, the overuse of them.
This "problem" is the same that I have with "La que se avecina", an spanish TV show. This show have toooooooooons of pet words, and eventually, I get bored.

Maybe this isn't the true problem that I have with him. Maybe he today is too mainstream. I followed him for some time ago. And today look that all the whole world know him, idk, maybe is for this.
Something similar happened with Rubius. I watched his videos since 2012, in this year, anybody knew who he were, well, not everybody, just me and 2 or 3 persons more. But in 2013 all people were shouting "FLECHIPOLLA". 

I hope this does not happen with other youtubers that I follow. I wish... PLS


miércoles, 18 de mayo de 2016

My ugly problem. You get it? Ugly in spanish is fea, and FEA is the game that I'm talking... Darío used Humor++, it isn't very effective.

Recently I'm playing Fire Emblem Awakening.

FE is a game about war, with a gamemode based in turns. You have your units, and the enemy have their units. Every turn, you move your soldiers and fight againts the enemy.
So far so good, but there is a little detail that is very important about this game. There are two modes: Casual, if your units die, they respawn; and Classic, if your units die, they die, forever.

Obviusly I'm a tryharder and I played Classic. This mode made you appreciate more your soldiers, and not use them like kamikaze because, "meh, they will respawn".
Not only the fact that if they die, they die, all characters have their own personality, making them more human, not like a pawn that you can sacrifice if you need it.

And that's the "problem", I grew fond with them. You maybe think this isn't really a problem, but let me explain it.
In some point in the story you can marry each other. After the marriage, you get a child.
And the fucking child is the problem. If you marry two strong characters, they geta more strong child.

So my problem is: Should I marry them to get the strongest combo of childre or marry them to make they "happy"?
For example, Daraen is one of the main character, I can marry him with Nowi, the dragon loli, to get two dragons; also I can marry him with Tharja, why? Because they make beautiful couple.

And that's the problem. Yeah, it's pretty stupid. But I don't know what should I do.

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jueves, 12 de mayo de 2016

Formal letter

314 south west Minister
Cuenca
17492
10th January 3014
Mr. Fibonacci
PO Box 112
Regent St
Texas
II2E58

Dear Mr. Fibonacci,
I am writing to enquire  further information about the job in little corea, the high school. First of all I would know in witch grade are the boys and girls taht like to be my students.
Secondly, i need to know if I have an estructure plan of study to start preparing my classes. About the comodation I would be grateful if you could send me the location.
I look forward to hearing from you.

Yours sincerenly.