I got the Joy, Joy, Joy, Joy down in my heart, down in my heart...

I recently finished LISA: The Painful RPG, and OMG, you really need to play this game.
The synopsis will be free-spoilers cuz I really want that anyone who read this shitty-blog play this game.

The story happens in a post-apocalyptic world where every woman disappeared. The world is really a mess, the strongest is the one who rules over the weak, all is a chaos. The ones who don't want to suffer the problems of this world eat Joy, a drug that makes you happy and painless.
Brad, out protagonist is one of those addicts, cuz he had several traumas in his childhood and sometimes they appear again, so he eat the Joy to forget the past. One day he finds a child, a little girl, the only girl in the world, so he decides breed the child.
Times happen, and now she is a little girl with 10 y/o, more or less, and she wants to see world, but it's complicated, cuz you know, like everyone will rape her, or even worse. One day Brad arrives to his home and his mates are dead, the girl has been kidnapped, and Brad goes to rescue her.

Brad is the bearded bald
The one in the middle

This in the story, or at least one part of it, the other part (besides the main story and the character growth) is the one that you will discover while you're playing the game.
Like the several characters that can be your mates in the adventure, a total of 30, when I finished the game I didn't even get the half of them. How really fucked up is the world, spoiler: it is really fucked up. This world is a painful world, where you are just one more, where every decision that you make will affect, where you can't even take a nap without risk.
Maybe the game don't have the best graphics, but if you care about that, you should die, but if for some reason you still care about it, maybe the amazing story and the OST mind change your mind. The story is, did you play "the last of us"?, the story is some kind of similar, but this one being much deeper in every aspect, and when I say deeper I say better, much better. The OST really fits in the world, just hear this one, 100% menliness.

Now go play LISA. 

American rapists

Finishing (the mission) the news with another rapists.
William L. Bates Jr tried to rape a 2 y/o baby. He ran and take of her diaper and tried to put the D inside her, but the mom oraored (punched) the man before that happened.
Try fuck a baby costed 150.000$ and a visit to the court to William.

"And now we must ask ourselves: What the fuck is wrong with the human race?"


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Describe your soulmate

Like I said in the post below, I don't think that a soulmate exist, or at least not that kind of soulmate. Just read it. It was originally this post, but seeing that everyone is describing their soulmate  (that is obvious cuz is "describe YOUR soulmate"), I'm gonna join the train.
In my case, I really don't know how is my type, I follow my sixth sense to everything, even my taste, I just know what I like and what I dislike, well, there's really nothing I don't like, so just what I like less that other things. It's hard define how your sixth sense guide you, it just works, like King Crimson.
So there idk how to describe my soulmate, maybe someone similar to me, maybe, if that person exists, which I doubt. Maybe there someone like this, but not here, not near me.

Soulmate (RESEARCH ESSAY PROJECT)

You can just google "soulmate meaning" and there you will get a pretty accurate meaning of it, y'know, it's google. So, I don't really know why should we write 'bout our soulmate, or what we think it's a soulmate. But meh, let's try it.

I think that a soulmate is a vain noun, it's like perfection or utopia. A soulmate is a person IDEALLY suited bla bla, the term ideally means that this person is the one, not just like another one. Sorry if I'm being negative, well, I'm really not really sorry, it can't exist anyone who is the one, or at least that kind of one, not a one whom is perfect in everything and perfectly matches you, it would be kinda weird. 

Didn't you have that day were you're on fire and everything works how it should, didn't you feel like it can't be happening, surprise! it isn't happening, just thinking that the possibility that it could not be real,  stains the perfect day.

Same happens when we talk about soulmates, the idea of that everything works fine in a relationship (no matter what kind of relationship is) is just hilarious, all have their ups and downs. It's impossible that they matches you perfectly.

Ah, and when I'm talking about matches I mean what you need or what you want of a this person, it would be funny if a christian and a sadomasochist wants the same soulmate. But hey, everyone have their own affinity, so maybe it can happen, not really.

All this soliloquy summarized is that soulmates only exist in your mind or in that shitty stories of perfect love.

In justice we trust!

Why is USA so amazing?
We haven't a fence fucker now, we have Tyler Ray Price, the honest boy.
Tyler wanted to be a cop, and a cop must be honest and not to tell lies, so he said that he violated a drunk girl. But now comes the twist, the girl said that she didn't drink that night.
Well, Tyler was charged with second degree sexual assault.
In justice we trust!

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Why do we love?

1. Discuss. Why do we love? It’s heart-breaking and complicated most of the times yet do we need it at all?
Because we're human. (I guess)

2. How does the video define love? Put the words in order.
beautiful-intoxicating-heart-breaking- soul crushing
intoxicating
heart-breaking
beautiful
soul crushing

3. What are the 6 Philosophers mentioned?
Platon
Schopenhauer
Russell
Siddhartha Gautama "Buddha"
Cao Xuequin
Simone de Beauvoir

4. Watch again and write each Philosopher’s view on love.
Platon: "Love makes us whole again." He explored the idea that we love in order to become complete.

Schopenhauer: "Love tricks us into having babies." He maintained that loved based in sexual desire was a voluptuous illusion.

Russell: "Love is escape from our loneliness." He says that we loved in order to quench our physical and psychological desires.

Siddhartha Gautama "Buddha": "Love is a misleading affliction" He says that we love because we are trying to satisfy our base desires.

Cao Xuequin: "Dream of the Red Chamber" He says that the romantic love is folly in one of China's greatest classical novels.

Simone de Beauvoir: "Love lets us reach beyond ourselves" He proposed that love is the desire to integrate with another and that it infuses our lives with meaning.


5. Vocabulary work. Which Philosopher says what?

1) Dependance on another means boredom and power games: Simone de Beauvoir

2) We succeed in perpetuating human species and perpetuating human
tragedy: Shopenhauer

3) Quench our physical and psychological desires: Russell

4) It enriches our whole being together: Russell

5) Attachments are a great source of suffering: Siddhartha Gautama "Buddha"

6) Love is the longing to find a soulmate who makes us feel whole again: Platon

7) Love infuses our life with meaning: Simone de Beauvoir

No defense from the fence

Eliodoro Estala fucked a fence, no joke.
This 32 y/o man from Austin, Texas, took of his clothes and repeatly inserted his dick and toungue in the fence's holes.
We know that cuz his beloved neighbor, Diana Vazquez, did recorded the whole thing.
Estala says that he was intoxicated by this time, but there's no excuse to violate a poor fence, so he been released from the county jail after his bail was set at $2,500

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Dialogue

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Scenario: Two men in the shower of a changing room of a  public pool.

Characters: Edd, Ed. 

Edd: Ah, la vache!. Your name should be Sd instead of Ed, or maybe XSd.

Ed:  Fuck you Edd, you’re a fucking nigga, you can use your dick as a belt, I’m not so overdue as you, YO!

Edd: Shut up little Johnny, it’s enough with ur sis saying that. Maybe it’s a family thing, should ur mom meet my yogurt gun?

Ed: Screw that, man! Damn you! How you dare to say such things? My family is not going to see your wiener.

Edd: Can  you stop talking ‘bout m’ meatboy? You know, it’s a HUGE topic ‘n’ we don’t have much time.

Ed: That’s disgusting Edd.

Edd: Okay, look, do I look like that british vampire? I think that I need a ROLO ROAD DA!

Ed: You have thrown the soap with your stupid pose and I won’t catch it, not with you around me.

Edd: Don’t worry I will wait ‘till you grow up a little bit, kiddo.

Ed: Daaaaaaamn son... Fuck you. I’mm have to escape from you. Anyway I’m  going out of the shower.

Edd: Okay m8. We should go fast as Sonic to go to our reunion with that spiky-haired attorney.

Ed: Fine... But I need to go home and pick good clothes. I won’t go there in a swimming suit.

Edd: As you wish, but I thinl u look quite sexy in that bikini. No kidding.

Ed: It’s not a bikini, it’s a full-body swimming suit. BAKA!