Plastic News

If you ever wonder why seabirds eat plastic, I have your answer. But before that, let's start with the "braseo".
About the 90% of the seabirds eat plastic, we know that the seabirds identificate the food via smell, and analyzing the plastic that they eat, which is the surface of the sea, they found chemicals that our winged friends associate with food, but now are also associated with plastic. This chemical is similar to the odour of a cabbage, which is also the odour of algae or phytoplankton. The fact that the plastic could be shiny, and attract the birds and the confusing odour, made the seabirds eat all this palstic.
And thats why they eat plastic.

I prefer not post images, cuz the only images that I could put are from dead birds and stuff like that.

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Zero Escape from reality

Zero Time Dilemma's cover

  

"Recently" I finished  saga. The plot of the entire saga could be "Zero trapped you somewhere, you have to escape somehow. Enjoy.", but I'm not gonna talk about the games, at least not in this post. "Then why are you talking about it?".

In the last game, Zero Time Dilemma, SPOILER ALERT, our main characters can SHIFT, especially Carlos, he will SHIFT during all the f*cking game, what stand for Spacetime Human Internal Fluctuating Transfer; or in other words, jump through dimensions, just like Valentine's D4C but without his awesomeness. To SHIFT the user must be under a great pressure, or just die.

Carlos is a firefighter, a sexy blond mexican firefighter. In the story, they explains that when Carlos was in a burning building, when he failed, he just SHIFTed to another timeline where he was successful. Carlos wasn't aware about this, he just  SHIFTed. 

That makes me think, besides the "dilemma" that says when you jump, you kill the owner of the new body, because you were shifting your souls. For me the big problem is that if you're not aware, you are living without knowing that you are always "dying". As we do. 

Two weeks ago, I was walking quietly when suddenly, tinoninonino, a wild dog appeared. When I looked the dog, I felt like it was biting me in the neck. I felt it really real, but it never happened.

I don't mean that we can SHIFT but... that makes sense, somehow. Dimensional hop is an hoption, and anybunny, even you, carrot say the hopposite. If we're constantly jumping, that would explain why are we still alive.

I didn't said that it could be a SHIFT, but as you can't prove that it wasn't, it means that actally it was, through devil's proof. 

Crazy clowns aren't moe

The recent wave of "people" mentally ill disguising like clown and scaring people is a big problem. 

To solve this problem people are dressing up like Batman to kick the ass of those crazy clowns.

Those "clowns" aren't making people happy, they are freaking them out, and sometimes hurting them, f*cking clowns.

I can use Moe again,
 but he isn't really a crazy clown,
 he is just a bad one

This is a really bizarre scene, clowns are coming out of nowhere, and then Batman coming form nowhere too, to punch in the face of those clowns. Just imagine it, I would pay for see it, or... I maybe can buy one of those costumes and start beating up clowns... or do the opposite.

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In the edge.

In the news there is one clown laughing for some reason.

A 14 years old girl form England, searched: "the best place to stab someone in order to kill them". You know how this will end, don't you?
The next day, she went with her friend to a distant place from anyone.
There's a storm brewing.
To make that possible, she said that she had a gift, and when they were alone, she told her to close her eyes, and then... She pulled out a knife to attempt to kill her friend, but she opened her eyes and ran out.
The day before this attempt, she cut a smile in her cheeks like Joker's ones.
In the trial, the jury discovered that she was a fixated with serial killers.
She was found guilty, but the judge did not pass a sentence, there are some reports that he/she needed.
Besides this try to kill her friend, she had a detailed plan for school shooting, and she plotted to kill her family while they were sleeping.


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It's funny cuz it's true

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Graduation, now what? (Probably wait our deaths)

I re-watched the video and, omg, it is so wrong. She talks of nothing and didn't really arrive to a solid conclusion.
She spend the first 2-3 minutes talking about her job. "I worked in bla bla bla. I can predict your future and also know your salary. I'm a magician!" She isn't really a magician, she know your salary depending of your grit, she is a "gritician".
Like out favorite "gritician" said, we could know the future of someone depending of their grit, the only problem here is pretty obvious, how we increase our grit? She don't know, and it's like, OK.
After this, she said that an study of someone in somewhere tells that if we  want our kids griter, we should make the studies more harder, and make them fail, and fail, over and over. So... WTF. We already fail, don't you think? Should we fail more? Really?
Did you really think this is a viable solution? I don't think so.
To make our children (not really "our" cuz I didn't have any son or daughter) griter, we should make them aware about the future, because it is important, and most of the teenagers really give a fuck about their future, they see the "future" too distant to think that they are ruining it.
Or at least it's my vision.

My "X" or goal or something

Dear teacher,
well, I really don't know if they're goals, because if the we're really my goal I would do anything to get it, so... I prefer not call it goal but "X". (btw, my X is called "proyecto pelusa")
My X is simple, pass batx, this is the first step in my X. After pass batx I would go to UAG and live with my friends in Girona. All of us are going to study the same, so we could do something good. I didn't said it, but we're going to study informatic things, yes, I know it is to vague, but I don't know what we'll study in the UAG, I only know that when I get my degree I would be able to do a videogame or something related.
Like I said, I didn't really want that so I don't know if I will have challenges or something else. But that's not true, I know that I have a problem, myself.