viernes, 17 de marzo de 2017

Soulmate (RESEARCH ESSAY PROJECT)



You can just google "soulmate meaning" and there you will get a pretty accurate meaning of it, y'know, it's google. So, I don't really know why should we write 'bout our soulmate, or what we think it's a soulmate. But meh, let's try it.
I think that a soulmate is a vain noun, it's like perfection or utopia. A soulmate is a person IDEALLY suited bla bla, the term ideally means that this person is the one, not just like another one. Sorry if I'm being negative, well, I'm really not really sorry, it can't exist anyone who is the one, or at least that kind of one, not a one whom is perfect in everything and perfectly matches you, it would be kinda weird. 
Didn't you have that day were you're on fire and everything works how it should, didn't you feel like it can't be happening, surprise! it isn't happening, just thinking that the possibility that it could not be real,  stains the perfect day.
Same happens when we talk about soulmates, the idea of that everything works fine in a relationship (no matter what kind of relationship is) is just hilarious, all have their ups and downs. It's impossible that they matches you perfectly.
Ah, and when I'm talking about matches I mean what you need or what you want of a this person, it would be funny if a christian and a sadomasochist wants the same soulmate. But hey, everyone have their own affinity, so maybe it can happen, not really.
All this soliloquy summarized is that soulmates only exist in your mind or in that shitty stories of perfect love.

jueves, 16 de marzo de 2017

In justice we trust!

Why is USA so amazing?
We haven't a fence fucker now, we have Tyler Ray Price, the honest boy.
Tyler wanted to be a cop, and a cop must be honest and not to tell lies, so he said that he violated a drunk girl. But now comes the twist, the girl said that she didn't drink that night.
Well, Tyler was charged with second degree sexual assault.
In justice we trust!

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Why do we love?

1. Discuss. Why do we love? It’s heart-breaking and complicated most of the times yet do we need it at all?
Because we're human. (I guess)

2. How does the video define love? Put the words in order.
beautiful-intoxicating-heart-breaking- soul crushing
intoxicating
heart-breaking
beautiful
soul crushing

3. What are the 6 Philosophers mentioned?
Platon
Schopenhauer
Russell
Siddhartha Gautama "Buddha"
Cao Xuequin
Simone de Beauvoir

4. Watch again and write each Philosopher’s view on love.
Platon: "Love makes us whole again." He explored the idea that we love in order to become complete.

Schopenhauer: "Love tricks us into having babies." He maintained that loved based in sexual desire was a voluptuous illusion.

Russell: "Love is escape from our loneliness." He says that we loved in order to quench our physical and psychological desires.

Siddhartha Gautama "Buddha": "Love is a misleading affliction" He says that we love because we are trying to satisfy our base desires.

Cao Xuequin: "Dream of the Red Chamber" He says that the romantic love is folly in one of China's greatest classical novels.

Simone de Beauvoir: "Love lets us reach beyond ourselves" He proposed that love is the desire to integrate with another and that it infuses our lives with meaning.


5. Vocabulary work. Which Philosopher says what?

1) Dependance on another means boredom and power games: Simone de Beauvoir

2) We succeed in perpetuating human species and perpetuating human
tragedy: Shopenhauer

3) Quench our physical and psychological desires: Russell

4) It enriches our whole being together: Russell

5) Attachments are a great source of suffering: Siddhartha Gautama "Buddha"

6) Love is the longing to find a soulmate who makes us feel whole again: Platon

7) Love infuses our life with meaning: Simone de Beauvoir

No defense from the fence


Eliodoro Estala fucked a fence, no joke.
This 32 y/o man from Austin, Texas, took of his clothes and repeatly inserted his dick and toungue in the fence's holes.
We know that cuz his beloved neighbor, Diana Vazquez, did recorded the whole thing.
Estala says that he was intoxicated by this time, but there's no excuse to violate a poor fence, so he been released from the county jail after his bail was set at $2,500

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miércoles, 15 de marzo de 2017

Dialogue

Scenario: Two men in the shower of a changing room of a  public pool.
Characters: Edd, Ed. 

Edd: Ah, la vache!. Your name should be Sd instead of Ed, or maybe XSd.
Ed:  Fuck you Edd, you’re a fucking nigga, you can use your dick as a belt, I’m not so overdue as you, YO!
Edd: Shut up little Johnny, it’s enough with ur sis saying that. Maybe it’s a family thing, should ur mom meet my yogurt gun?
Ed: Screw that, man! Damn you! How you dare to say such things? My family is not going to see your wiener.
Edd: Can  you stop talking ‘bout m’ meatboy? You know, it’s a HUGE topic ‘n’ we don’t have much time.
Ed: That’s disgusting Edd.
Edd: Okay, look, do I look like that british vampire? I think that I need a ROLO ROAD DA!
Ed: You have thrown the soap with your stupid pose and I won’t catch it, not with you around me.
Edd: Don’t worry I will wait ‘till you grow up a little bit, kiddo.
Ed: Daaaaaaamn son... Fuck you. I’mm have to escape from you. Anyway I’m  going out of the shower.
Edd: Okay m8. We should go fast as Sonic to go to our reunion with that spiky-haired attorney.
Ed: Fine... But I need to go home and pick good clothes. I won’t go there in a swimming suit.
Edd: As you wish, but I thinl u look quite sexy in that bikini. No kidding.
Ed: It’s not a bikini, it’s a full-body swimming suit. BAKA!

domingo, 26 de febrero de 2017

The Coffin Princess pt.2

This is the continuation from the post below, this will contain spoilers. and bla bla.

All the Heroes are sad, well, not all, but almost. When the war ended they didn't have a reason to live, just like the Acura, they lived thanks to the war, but when it ended they lost their job. Peace didn't give them peace, ironic, huh? This "only" adds depth to characters, there's something even better than this. 

This happens in the first season, (there are two), and is a very important fact in the whole plot. Chaika meets with Chaika. BOOM, there are two Chaikas. This second Chaika, the red Chaika (the Acura's Chaika is the white one) have a mission too, her mission is collect the corpse, wow, the same as the white Chaika, but the red Chaika wants the corpse to destroy the ones who killed her father, Arthur Gaz. But maybe Arthur had two daughters, noup, only one daughter. The final boss of the first season, Layla, reveals us a shocking truth: there are lots of Chaikas, but how did she know that, cuz she is another Chaika, oh, what a twist. The mission of the Chaikas is collect Gaz's corpse. 
This is an important fact, cuz affect really hard on Chaika, the white one; who is she? why she exists?
I really love the meaning behind this scene.
Well, why she exists? This question is answered in the final of the second season. All was in the Arthur Gaz's plan. He let him get killed because he wanted a better body, one with fayla parts (fayla are magic animals, with high quantity of magic). He created LOTS of Chaikas to collect his body, and when his body is complete, the final Chaika, black Chaika, will eat all Gaz's parts to create the ultimate Arthur Gaz with even more power, and with Niva, a super-powerful weapon created when he was dead. 

This story is a 10/10, but the characters, especially Akari really make me mad, is a fcking anime cliche and sometimes it really drives you off the story. This is one of the biggest problems here, and the biggest one, the lord of problems is the final. Idk if the final in the books are better or not, but the final in the anime is bullshit, if Gold Expirience Requiem was un Deux Ex Machina this was the lord of DEM, Niva Requiem. In the last minutes, no kidding, Niva, the super weapon created to destroy the humanity, says, "I won't kill Chaika cuz she's my friend" and leaves Gaz alone. Chaika uses Niva, and kills Gaz. GG EZ.

Such a waste of potential. 


The Coffin Princess pt.1

I wanted to talk about Hitsugi no Chaika. But it won't be today.
I will write about it.

She's Chaika, cute af
Chaika isn't really a good anime, but for some reason I really enjoyed it. It have really big problems, it have lots of anime-shit cliches. You know, the main character, Toru, is a young boy with super awesome abilities to win every battle, for some reason; there's a girl with huge boobs, Akari, which is also his sister, the japanenses have a really big problem about the incest; and a cure girl, Chaika, she is the true main character, you see, her name is in the fucking title, that usually means that she will be the center of the whole plot.

Yep, it have LOTS of problems, but the plot is really amazing, or at least the premise. It won't contain spoilers.
Chaika Trabant is the daughter of the last emperor, Arthur Gaz, he was brutally murderer by the Eight Heroes cuz was quite evil, she was a tyrant king who reign as 200 years. Arthur corpse was dismembered and distributed among the eight, because the body had too much magic. The mission of Chaika is collect the whole corpse to bury it.
Chaika appears in a forest with a HUGE coffin, she is quite amnesic and "weak", she isn't really that weak, but she is a ranged fighter, so she need someone in the front line. She hires Toru and Akari, the Acura, the saboteur brothers.
Those 3 goes to collect the body from the Eight Heroes while the Gillette Corps are behind those, cuz they think Chaika want the corpse to destroy the humanity, yes, Arthur's corpse contain that much of magic, it could easily destroy everything, just like the king itself.

It continues in the post above. Two posts are better than one.